What's the point of having an RV and traveling across the country if all you do is watch TV? Satellite dishes on RVs should be illegal. Live more.

Mobile test.

It's Coming...

The apocalypse won't sound anything like fire and brimstone, or nuclear war, or anything that even remotely sounds like any type of combustion or explosion. No. Not at all.

The apocalypse will sound fairly similar to mainstream country music and whatever ambient or background noise you associate with your local Walmart. I'm sure of it.

The random blips and bleeps of a cash register may sound similar to chiptune music. Ignore that. There is nothing wrong with chiptune music. Not apocalyptic in the least. Have discerning ears.

Also, tell your mother you love her more often. Unless you don't.